Thursday, 2 October 2008

No chance!

The debate about whether God is male or female is basically a moot debate. There can only be one conclusion: God must be a man.
The reason? Quite simple: no woman, no matter how much she hates other women (and according to so many people God loves all man, disregarding sex, colour or creed) would wish the aches and pains of the monthly returning horror on another woman. If God were female, she would have made very sure men were dealt an even more terrible recurring horror. And men thinking they will die of a brain tumour every time they have to sniff is not terrible, it's not horrible, it's just men trying to grab attention.

So, God is male. Just so you know!

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