Inspired by Ernie from Frankie 'n' Ernie? Hello, I can make up my own stories thank you very much. And it isn't my fault that two-legger of mine got down on the floor (oh yes she did) and started taking photos of my tail.
I tried to get away from her, but she tricked me: she put down some sweets and she knows I love sweets. And then when the sweets were finished she tried some more, but I was on to her. I just stayed very close and that way she couldn't take any decent photo.