|Yes, okay, it's a teatowel|
I have this relationship with red food. I quite love it. I mean, what's not to love: strawberries, tomatoes, raspberries. And no, I don't like radishes (they are white inside anyway) nor do I like red apples (again rather white inside).
Now, red food has a relationship with me too! Mostly on my white shirts as well. So today I decided to go the safe route: put on a bib. Make sure there was to be no relationship at all between the bolognese sauce and my white work shirt.
Not a drop! Not a single tiny red blob made it to the bib. And I bet you, if I had not been wearing it, I would have had to change my shirt!