Conversation in the kitchen this morning:
Me: no, let Mathilda go first, you're big enough. I said no!
Wuppie moves away to the living room only to reappear at the door three seconds later.
Me: no, not your turn yet.
Wuppie moves away again, of course reappearing three seconds later.
Me: what did I say?
Wuppie moves away again. Reappearing two seconds later.
Me: NO! There's plenty so you can wait a few seconds.
Wuppie looks at me and pretends to move away. As soon as I turn my back however, I can hear him move towards the food bowl.